Sexy girl and a joke : June 14, 2014

Door Jacobjones gepubliceerd op Friday 13 June 11:44

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day!

A man walked into a bank with a gun.

Man: “Fill this bag with money!”

The bank clerk fills the bag with money and gives it to the bank robber. He turned around and asked the first man in the row behind him: “Have you see me rob this bank?”  “Yes, I saw it” answered the man and the bank robber shot him.

Then he asked a couple “Have you see me rob this bank?” And the man answered: “I haven’t seen it but my wife saw it.”

 

Ahmed went to apply for a job as telephone operator.

Manager: “If you pass the test you have the job.”

Ahmed: “Ok, fire!”

Manager: “Can you form a sentence with the words pink, yellow and green.”

Ahmed thought for a moment and said: “The telephone goes green, green, green … and I pink it up and say ‘Yellow, Ahmed speaking’.”

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