Dear God says the dog

Door gepubliceerd op Tuesday 17 February 11:08

Dear God says the dog


Dear God, Is it on purpose that our names are the same, only reversed?

Dear God why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom of ever, smell one another?

Dear God, when we got to heaven, can we sit on a couch or is it still the same old story?

Dear God, isn´t it strange that cars are called jaguar, cougar, mustang, the rabbit but no care had the name of a dog?

Dear God,, we dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, beepers, energy fields


Dear God

I want more meatballs please and less spaghetti

Dear God,

are there mailmen in heaven because I want to apologize to them


Dear God,

let me say that I always wanted to be a good dog and I remember….

Not to eat cats

I will not roll on dead animals just because I like the smell

The litter box is not a cookie jar

The sofa is not a face towel

I will not dig in daddy´s underwear when he´s on the toilet

I won´t stand up suddenly when I am under the coffee table

I must shale all the rainwater of me before entering the house

I will not come from outside and  drag my butt across the carpet


I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch

The cat is unusually a good thing, I will remember that grrrrr


Dear God,

last question

when I arrive in heaven

can I get my testicles back please






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