Great one-liners that even makes God laugh

Door gepubliceerd op Wednesday 28 January 14:14

Great one-liners that even makes God laugh

I love the one-liners who can make people laugh, they have their won unique charm and ability. The whole world understands the meaning of the long story in short. I am a big believer of laughter. Laughter is an instant vacation, a medicine that can heal many circumstances. There is no harm to putting a smile on someone’s face, God wants it this way. One-liners are short, straight to the point and you can have a good laugh at life´s ironies.

Lets start:

When you steal an idea from someone it´s called plagiarism, but when you steal ideas from tons of people its called research

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, a nice one

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game


I don't have an attitude problem.

You have a perception problem

Some people are wise, and some are otherwise

Life is like a donut. You're either in the dough or in the hole

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

To write good one-liners is an art. They grow more popular in recent decades en they have replaced our grandparent´s humor. Writing these one-liners takes time and skill and even comics take their time to invent a flawless joke.


  • Write the setup for your joke
  • Write the punch line which makes the twist
  • Minimizing then the words
  •  Add a tagline to the joke
  • Spice it up a little bit with metaphors
  • Repeat the one-liner and see if its all right

One-liners are an important part of our lives, they have grown more over the internet and you need skills to write them. It's incredible that a single line of dialogue can transcend film and become a part of everyday culture. Whether you've uttered a famous line yourself or simply heard it around the water cooler, everyone has experienced the power of the one-liner.

In the movie Gone With The Wind is a great one-liner:  Frankly, my dear, I don´t give a damn.  I´m the King of the World in the movie Titanic or Nobody puts Baby in The Corner uit Dirty Dancing.


One-liners are a great thing

for writers

and art shouldn´t be

explained to anyone


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