Sexy girl and a joke : June 15, 2014

Door Jacobjones gepubliceerd op Saturday 14 June 15:44

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day!

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Last week I went to see a ballet performance. After the show I asked myself the question why they don’ take bigger girls so they don’t have to walk on the tips of their toes all the time.

 

A dumb blonde is trying to push a big truck on the side of the highway.

A man stops and asks “That’s too heavy, miss.”

Girl: “I have car trouble and I placed my warning triangle but the distance between the triangle and the truck must at least be 30 metres.”

 

My wife and I have had a fight since we married. I hope that it goes as good the second week.

 

A man enters a police station with a pool cue in his hands.

Man: “I just killed my mother-in-law with this pool cue.”

Policeman: “In how many turns?”

 

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