Sexy girl and a joke : June 6, 2014

Door Jacobjones gepubliceerd op Thursday 05 June 11:51

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day!

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A devout Catholic girl married on a sunny day a strict Catholic boy. The happy couple never had sex before and they waited until the wedding night.

The groom staggered with the new bride in his arms into the bedroom and dropped the girl a little clumsy on the bed.

Bride: “Darling, I have a confession to make. All this time you thought I had big boobs but in fact I filled up my bra with cotton. I have small tits.”

Groom: “Honey, It doesn’t matter how big your boobs are. I love you the way you are. But in fact, I also have a confession to make. I am created as a baby.”

The bride was a little bit disappointed and said: “It doesn’t matter how big your d*ck is. I love you the way you are.”

The groom dropped his pants and the bride fainted.

When she waked up he asked: “What happened?”

Bride: “You said you were created as a baby.”

Groom: “That’s true, 8 pound and 45 cm long.”

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