Sexy women and jokes

Door Jacobjones gepubliceerd op Wednesday 28 May 17:15

In this article you find a mix of jokes and cartoons of beautiful girls and women. Have fun!

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John and his wife were sitting in the living room. John was zapping with the remote control of the television.

Wife: What’s on the television?

John: Dust.

Then the quarrel began.

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Little Mark comes home from school.

Mark: Mom, can you give met 30 dollars.

Mom: No, do you think money grows on the trees?

Mark: Where is money made of?

Mom: Paper

Mark: Where does paper come from?

 

That’s why men like motorcycles

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It’s the shape.

 

 

Modern sexual education.

Little John: Dad, tell me how I was conceived?

Dad: Well son, your mom and I met in an internet café.

I went together with your mother to the toilets and made a connection with your mom. With my memorystick I gave your mom a few downloads.

When I was ready uploading, we noted that we forgot to use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or to delete, nine months later we had a virus.

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Yesterday I sat in a restaurant and I really needed to fart.

The music was very loud and I decided to fart.

Then I realised I was listening to my Ipod.

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The wedding night

Him: At last, I’ve waited so long for this moment.

Her: You want me to leave?

Him: No, I dare not even think.

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course, a lot.

Her: Have you ever cheated on me?

Him: No, Why do you ask me that?

Her: Do you want to make love?

Him: Every time, I get the chance.

Her: Will you ever beat me?

Him: Are you mad. I am not that kind of man.

Her: Can I trust you?

Him: Yes honey.

Her: My darling.

… and after 25 years of marriage you read the text from bottom to top.

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Earlier I hated weddings with family. Every time uncles and aunts came to me and said: “Next time it’s your turn, huh”.

After a while they stopped doing that because I said the same to them at funerals.

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A macho went to the hospital because his wife had given birth.

In the corridor a nurse came to him and said: “Congratulations your wife had given birth to triplet boys”.

The macho said: “It’s no surprise to me, I have a d*ck like a chimney”
The nurse replicated: “It’s time you sweep your chimney because all your kids are black”.

 

 

 

 

 

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