Sexy girl and a joke : July 07, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! Excitement in the monastery. Two guys invaded in a monastery and bothered two young nuns. In the dark one of the nuns said: “Lord forgive them, they don’t know what they are doing” “Quiet” said the other nun, “mine knows what...

Sexy girl and a joke : July 05, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! Two drunken men waddled homewards. “I wished a was a mouse” said one of them. “Why?” asked the other man. “Because my wife is only afraid of mice” he replied. “What’s the name of your dog?” asked the goalkeeper to the r...

Sexy girl and a joke : July 04, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! A dumb blonde went to the police station to make a declaration. Blonde: Last night when I came out the cinema, I saw someone take my car. Policeman: Can you give a physical description of the thief? Blonde: No but fortunately I could wri...

Sexy girl and a joke : July 03, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! Two dumb blonde astronauts were shot into space. Lisa: Where are we going to? Gina: To the sun. Lisa: You are crazy, it’s much to hot there. Gina: It’s no problem, we go there at night. A young man said to his girlfriend: Since I kno...

Sexy girl and a joke : July 02, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! In court. Judge: Is this the first time you appear in court? Accused: Yes sir. Judge: Your face looks familiar to me. Where did I see you before? Accused: I am the doorman at the local swingers club. A Scot caught his wife with her lover...

Sexy girl and a joke : July 01, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! A paedophile priest who taught English in a Catholic school said to his pupils: “Every student who comes to my room will succeed (s*ck seed)”. Did you hear the story of the girl who swam from Dover to Calais in thirty six hours and d...

Sexy girl and a joke : June 30, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! Two groundworkers were busy with a task. The first one digged a trench and the second one filled up the hole. A bystander who saw everything asked: “What the hell are you doing?” One the groundworkers replied: “Normally we work wit...

Sexy girl and a joke : June 29, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! Mark was visiting the local zoo and saw that there was a sheep in the lion’s cage. He turned to the caretaker and asked: “It’s incredible a lion and a sheep in the same cage. How are you doing that.” The caretaker replied: “We ...

Sexy girl and a joke : June 28, 2014

A cartoon of a sexy girl and a joke to start the day keeps the doctor away. Have a nice day! A Spanish priest found a death donkey outside his door. He called the local mayor. Priest: Can you sent someone to take that death donkey away? Mayor: Isn’t it your job to bury the death? Priest: Yes but the law says I have to contact ...